supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

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  Squats with heavy weight using a barbell. Builds a round, muscular butt. You can do a combination of back squats and front squats 2-3 times per week.
• Pushing a Prowler sled with weight. Builds strong butt and shapely, strong thighs. 
• Lunges holding weight overhead. Builds strong and trimmed legs and butt, plus it strengthens your core stomach muscles. All good!
• Hill sprints. Done with intensity, this will build up your butt, quads, and calves.
• Kettlebell swings, using the power of your hips and squeezing your glutes to pop the kettlebell up.

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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bandsareperfect:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

well fuck

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yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

IT’S THE SAME IN HEBREW.

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